2018*} Valentine's Day Quotes - Funny Valentines Day Quotes

First of all! Happy Valentines Day to all! Now it's February 14 in the year 2018 and time to celebrate Valentine's Day 2018 with your beloved ones. Here we are providing Valentines Day Funny Quotes about love, romance, dating and marriage. You can use these Valentine's Day Quotes to wish your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or any others on this Valentines Day 2018.

Valentine's Day Quotes:

Use some best Quotes from here to express your love on your boy friend, girl friend. So check Valentines Quotes / Valentines Day Quotes now.

You can choose the best valentines day quotes for her, him, wife and so on. On this special day of love, all want to wish their soulmates in attractive and unique way.

Happy Valentines Day Quotes -  Valentine Quotes for Her and Him

Nobody will ever compare to give me the feeling of the light that you have ignited inside of me.

Your breath is the scent of a rose and your voice is the melody of angels, while your eyes are more precious than jewels. I love you, Happy Valentine’s Day 2018!

Its does sounds funny, but yes, if a kiss could tell how much i love you, i will keep, kissing you forever and ever.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Dearest sweetheart, a day without you in my life must never come for if it does, then that will for sure be the last day of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Each moment that I am far from you, it seems that my tears could fill the ocean blue. I love you, Happy Valentine’s Day!

You have my heart and my trust your in my head, in my dreams, i love you so much its unbelievable. You are mine and will always remain mine.

Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart! I am really lucky to have you in my life. You are fun, crazy and smart, and being with you is definitely the happiest moment in my life.

The only thing that we never get enough of is love and the one thing that we never give enough is also… love! Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart!



Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

I will be your garbage man, when your boyfriend dumps you, I will be the one to pick you up.

I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.

Valentines Day Sayings

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

- Albert Einstein

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

- Thomas Szasz

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. 

- Erich Segal

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.

- Jay Leno

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. 

- Lewis Black

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

- Judith Viorst

Valentines Day Quotes for Him

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

- Groucho Marx

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.

- Erich Fromm


When you came into my life I finally got those arms where my soul will be always safe and secure

You know that I am not perfect but you make me feel perfect and beautiful in every way. Thank you.

Don't ever think that I will choose to plan for a future without you. I have realized that and you are the one who complements me. I love you.

Dreams come true; it is because mine came true when I met you, my love. I will always love you. I swear it.

You are all I want to have. I want to spend all my nights with you and you are the one I want to wake up with. I just can't wait being yours forever.

Please, don’t be too friendly to me… Don’t be too sweet… You are just making me fall.

Valentines Day Quotes for Her

It is impossible to love and be wise.

- Francis Bacon

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

- Tracy Smith


You are the only one that I want to share Valentine's Day with. Believe me when I say that you are the most important man in my life on this day and always.

A lovely woman like you should be told how amazing she is every day of the year. Your love completes me. I will love you till the end of my life.

Hey, I wasn’t kissing you. I was just telling a secret to your lips! Happy valentines day!


You blew my mind away at the very first site. So i took your heart away without any fright. Baby let us seal our love this valentine!

Our love is no less than a well written romantic movie. It will definitely have a happy ending!

I finally got my past, present and future tense correct today. I loved you. I love you and i will keep loving you forever.

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Cute Valentines Day Quotes

Ever since the day you came into my life, I knew you will be there till the end of time.

All I want to do in my life is to hold you tight and be with you day and night. I love you!

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

No words can truly express how much I love you. My world would certainly be incomplete without you, I love you!

You know that I am not perfect but you make me feel perfect and beautiful in every way. Thank you.

Valentines Day Quotes for Friends

Patience with others is Love, patience with self is Hope, patience with God is Faith.

Love is friendship, friendship is love. If love fails, friendship should remain. For friendship is the foundation of love.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Having a supportive friend like you makes me feel special on any day of the year, not just on Valentine's Day.

Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.

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